Correction - a patriotic Jesus church. Make sure it's a church with the flag at the front of the sanctuary and they sing patriotic songs throughout the year, have pictures of white Jesus, and talk about things Jesus never talked about while ignoring the things Jesus did talk about - like money, poverty, feeding the hungry, freeing people from bondage, loving one's enemies, welcoming the stranger, etc. You wouldn't want to end up at one of those other Jesus churches who actually try to follow what Jesus and his teachings.